Habooba+the+Alien+King

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Prologue
"Where am I?" I said. It was pitch dark. The ground around me felt mushy like a bowl of tapioca pudding. I crawled around searching for the light switch. All of sudden, I heard this echoed voice. "Conichiwa, I am the Alien King, Habooba. I am talking to you through a transmission. My henchmen will be coming in to bring you to me." A door from nowhere burst opened. Pouring lights flashed everywhere. These strange creatures hopped in through the door like fat toads. They wore metallic suits that covered their entire body. "WE WORK FOR HABOOBA, THE ALIEN KING! ALL HAIL HABOOBA!" "Haboo what?" "BOOBA!!!" The creatures boomed. I stared at these creatures with disgust. "WHEET ARE YOOOU LOOKIN AT?" they screeched. "Oh! Uh..nothing?" I mumbled. They hopped me to the alien king. They brought me into a huge room covered with flowery wallpaper. Seated on a gigantic throne that was made out of lilies was a enormous slug-like silver metallic creature. "I am King Habooba, I am the most powerfu..." "Why have you brought me here? You....you.......you....YOU THINGYMABOB!!!! "YOU DARE CALL ME THAT? GUARDS! Throw him in the bowl of molecular acid!" "Wait! Please! I'll do anything you want me to do! Let me live!" "Hmmm...well actually, it has been quite boring around here. If you can entertain me for a while, then I might let you survive, and I'll send you back to your so called home, planet Earth." "Well..." I started.

"My So Called Story"
"Uh...once upon a time, there was a king..." "Noo, more entertaining and funny! I'm told those idiotic stories everyday already." "Okay, here I go!" "There was a girl named Jemmaine. She was rich and spoiled, but her parents were never home because they were always out working and earning money. Jemmaine was always home alone with her butler and nanny. Her nanny was like a slave. Jemmaine was very snobby and bratty. One day Jemmaine decided to sneak out of the house and walk to her favorite jewelry shop, but then she became lost. She ended up in a junkyard in the middle of Texas. She tried to find her way home but she couldn't find a way. For seven days and six nights, she survived by her determination and willpower. She searched for food day and night. Sometimes she would be lucky and fine a half finshed milkshake. She would say, "THANK YOU GOD!" Finally, she was rescued by her personal helicopter, but she liked living life by herself, so she stayed at the junkyard. Her parents wanted her to come home, but she wouldn't listen. She knew that once she came home her mom and dad would ignore her again. Since then, she lived a happy life eating rotten french fries and moldy bread. She realized that money can't buy true happiness. The end."

Home Sweet Home!
The Alien King loved, and I mean **loved**, the story so much that he sent me home right away! I looked around. "Mom! I'm back!" I shouted, and ran up to my room.

Later I figured out that it was just a dream.

Oh well...


 * The End**